You Can't "Out-Bitch" Me!

Okay, so I'm back in AZ early. I have projects to complete, so I head to campus where I feel most productive. The library doors are locked, but I see two girls sitting inside, so I knock. Nothing. They ignored me. I knocked again, harder. One young lady finally came over and opened the door. The one that never moved was closest to me, right in my line of sight. She saw me, but never acknowledged me or even moved as though she'd open the door.
Okay.
Why didn't she get up and open the door? Why did she think if she ignored me, I'd go away?
Who in the hell does she think she is? Does she not believe in Karma?
Bitches.
Here's my thought process.
When I say that, I don't mean women, I mean Bitches. Men can be Bitches too, but today it happened to be a woman.
Why do some people act that way? You know, like Bitches. They see you coming and instead of pressing the elevator 'hold' button, they just let the door close right in your face. They know you're behind them, but they let the door shut on you anyway.
Instead of waiting their turn in line, they attempt to cut in front of you ( because "all they have is a quick question").
They have all their shit in the seats, so you can't sit down on the train.
And for you Bitch-Ass men, they'll knock you down before they let you board first, because for some reason if they don't board first, they'll fall through some imaginary trap door into an alter-dimension where Bitch-Ass men exist.
How does it benefit someone to act like a Bitch? I mean, I know they get some personal satisfaction out of it, but overall, what have they/you gained? A reputation as a Bitch that's what!
Now that I've vented, here's the juice; You CAN'T "Out-Bitch" me! It's impossible I tell you. Here's why.
I'll never walk away from the library when there's a Bitch inside ignoring me.
When I see you on the next floor, I'm gonna "Thank You" for holding the elevator.
When you let the door shut on me, I'm gonna compliment your manners.
When you try to cut in front of me, I'm gonna tell you that this IS the 'quick question' line.
When you pile all of your shit in the seats, I'm sitting anyway, in an empty seat, or on top of your shit, your choice.
And for you Bitch-Ass men, something special, I laugh at you and ask you if you're late for Charm School.
I do all of those things without yelling or raising my voice. I smile. You know, the "kill em' with kindness" smile.
The intent is to let that person know that YOU know, they're a Bi-atch!
Bad acts bring bad Juju. Juju comes three-fold. What you send out comes back 3x better or worse depending on your act.
I don't need to clown you. Juju is coming.
I'm out.